Hey, it’s a proven scientific anecdote that if you give a poor working person more money they won’t spend it, they will just horde it or use it to invest in bitcoin. That’s the problem with poor people. They save all their money instead of giving it to rich people.

I expect he’s probably the opposite of the nice hollywood type that’s secretly a douche. He’s probably a decent guy who everyone thinks is a douche. I seem to recall someone told him that everyone thinks he’s a douchebag, and he said, “I am a douchebag.” A douche never admits it.

OMG, I’ve seen this movie plot like a thousand times. Guy can’t get his life together, dates every wrong woman and parties all the time, all the while he’s been in love with his best friend for decades and then one day just commits to his one love. Does that actually happen?

Eh, she’s been married three times and her current husband is named fuckin’ Ned Rocknroll lol.

He probably cheated, but why would they want to have this fight in public? I’m baffled by the youths and their need to post their relationship drama on social media.

Ehh, she married a man named Ned RocknRoll. I don’t think she’s in a position to be lecturing anyone about their significant others!

My rankings are not based on box office numbers. They’re much shallower than that.

+1 Kris Kross reference

Pine

I dig your order. Pine is clearly the superior Chris and Pratt the lesser. Evans and Hemsworth are a coin toss...of sexy.

Oh no, Pine is super charming! And smart.

I find the only really douchey thing about Leo is his propensity to date 20 something blonde models. At the same time though... it’s not like he’s coercing these women to date him, and it’s not like they’re getting a bad end of the bargain (unless they expect marriage or a seriously long term relationship which at…

The rapper also had a few words of advice to white people who don’t want to be associated with white supremacists, and it’s pretty simple: call them out on their shit.

On the one hand, Leo seems SO douchey but his friendship with Kate is so, so endearing. I’m a sucker for real Hollywood friendships (see also: Sir Ian and Sir Patrick).

Chris Evans is first but I’ll allow Chris Pine as an honourable contender (he won me over a bit in Wonder Woman).

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

Bee’s position is another milquetoast “fight Nazis with love / the left is as bad as the right” take.

I agree that it is morally okay to punch a Nazi. To me that is obvious. The question is does it help actually fight white supremacy? I think that’s the real question.

Sexual predators can already follow women into bathrooms. The sign doesn’t have magical powers. It’s already illegal to assault someone and this shit wouldn’t do a damn thing. I’m glad it’s dead for now (you know the republicans won’t give up making things hard for people that they don’t understand).