Hey, you know what?

Hooooooo BURN!! :D Goddamn, that girl knows how to tweet some quiet napalm. Yes, Donnie— SHE knew that healthcare could be this complicated, that’s who.

“Defund.” Look, it’s not like the government hands out free cash money to PP for existing. The government pays PP for services rendered just like any other health care provider. What the Republicans are trying to do is not defund PP — they’re taking away your right to pick your own medical facility. Like they’re an…

Guess they didn’t take her up on it.

God they’re vile.

They control every branch of Govt yet this Adm is so inept it can’t even manage to defund PP which is an agency they all hate.

Also, this was never meant for public eyes so it feels a tiny bit unfair to shit all over Madonna for being a giant asshole (which we already know). We know she’s a dick. Who cares?

Sounds like Madge was more upset because she thought they were boring and not “entertaining” or “interesting.”

I hear you but personally, I’m a “give it all to Ms. Dreyfuss because a Goddess can never have enough” type of gal.

The only thing we can be certain of in these uncertain times is that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss will once again (deservingly) win for Best Actress in a comedy.

Thank you. It took a minute but I am satisfied with it these many years later.

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…

Fraternities and sororities are largely based on exclusion. As a sorority reject, I’m trying to define my opinion on more than just my own personal experiences, but there you have it. The “College House” system, on the other hand, is awesome. Like Rice University here in Houston, first year students are randomly…

I couldn’t watch past, “I really want to bring some playfulness to her face,”.

You’re not a hypocrite, unless you think losing weight is bad in principle. It’s possible to hate on the show’s model (which SUCKS) and still want to lose weight the rational way.

Finally, goddamn. The only shame is that it was cancelled over a dispute, and not because someone had a come-to-jesus moment and realized this entire premise is deeply fucked up.

I’m so sorry, I’ve never seen anything that made me feel so immediately old in my life. Except maybe walking around on campus (I work in a university medical plaza) and watching the ROTC herds go jogging by while I’m in my frumpy office sweater and sensible sneakers.

Surely more:

My only question about that pic is: do they comb their hair with a shared lubed dildo, or do they each use their own lubed dildo to comb their hair?