Um... I can’t. I can’t anymore. We are three clicks away from the fucking Handmaid’s Tale being reality and the republicans are playing like it’s some far fucking flung fiction? Why does my laughter keep turning into crying?

This poor fucking kid. And before people weigh in with this: Yes he was stupid. Yes his privilege led him To believe that grabbing a poster would be a fun prank. Yes, no sane person not on a jpurnalism or humanitarian mission should go to North Korea.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

This is why I’ve been screaming for SNL (or Colbert, or anyone) to get Leslie (Beverly Leslie) Jordan to play Sessions - with all due flamboyance!

For me, it’s just been since the election.

They’re both great, although I have a hard time separating Peter Sarsgaard from the creeps he plays. I love An Education and he is fantastically awful in it.

Thought you were talking about Alex Skargard and was like ON MY WAY.

Having grown up with a bipolar parent who was never really properly medicated, I can tell you that it ain’t a recipe for a happy childhood—and when you combine it with unimaginable wealth, I don’t see how either of Kim and Kanye’s kids end up as remotely well-adjusted adults.

I don’t have to, but I do. I think he stands less of a chance of finding happiness in life than a kid whose family is middle class but even slightly more sane.

Aw, he looks like one of the kids from Stranger Things. He has my sympathy because he’s just a kid in a terrible family. If his siblings are any indication, eventually his trumpian DNA will assert itself, but, I’ll reserve judgment until he’s an adult.

Maybe, but for the time being he’s just a child born into a shitty family, from whom (I feel comfortable in assuming) genuine love and affection are at a premium. He might well grow up to be a monster, but at least for the moment I’m not terribly conflicted about feeling a tinge of sympathy for him.

Nah, that t-shirt means this is what we can expect of Barron in ten years:

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

45?

I admire your self-sacrifice, but isn’t there some much-less-sentient animal that you could stick in there with them?

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

I can’t decide if you’re really weird, really cool, or both.

Mel Brooks has made a shitton of holocaust jokes, including one where he thanks Hitler for making him money. I have zero problem with this. The role of comedy is to make us uncomfortable, push boundaries, shine a light on dark matters, and most importantly, always punching up.