According to wikipedia Evan Ross’s real name is Evan Naess (Naess is his father’s last name) but goes by Evan Ross “for professional reasons.” I wonder why.

My wife and her friend went to see Blue is the Nice Color or whatever at a boutique theater in Brooklyn. A dude in the row ahead of them gets up and leaves after the first lesbian scene. Apparently his haste cost him the bigger payoff later in the flick.

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

Wouldn’t they?

Looking forward to Trump’s 6am tweet simultaneously threatening Nordstrom as well as trying to belittle it.

from my vantage point, even one would be more than all her peers combined.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

Milo is a troll and a serious racist, but pretty sure he’s not a Nazi. They didn’t care much for his kind.

He doesn’t care much for his kind, either. It’s kind of his schtick.

Pieter Sittler, a spokesperson for the Berkeley Campus Republicans clarified that “he gives a voice to repressed conservative thought on American college campuses” and uses “levity and humor” to get his point across.

We should just agree to disagree that the non-white races are inferior and must be purged. Is that asking too much in the name of civilized discourse?

Isn’t Vince Vaughn like 50? How is he the “young and volatile” one while Jennifer Lawrence keeps getting cast as a 40 year old?

After further investigation it seems this is David LaChapelle’s work. In that context it does fall in line with his body of work. However, I still don’t like it. It is off balance to me from the viewing position. The angle is off in that it looks like when a photographer is shooting and someone is standing to the…

It makes me laugh like a loon, too. Which is good - we’re gonna need all the threads, gifs, and champagne we can muster to get through the next month! Tossing some champagne & a Consultio/Consultius business card your way 🍾

WORD SALAD. No meaning, just talk.

I already posted a gif elsewhere of my personal savior, Alan Johnson from Peep Show, so forgive me here.

She looks larger here than she did when she was 9 months “pregnant” with Blue. Photoshop peeps, any chance her head is popped onto a real pregnant person’s body or am I just ruining everything by asking?

It looks very religious. Something like these:

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.