Liberals in this country have no idea how to do battle.

i don’t believe that trump is a highly trained anything.

Ewan McGregor has chemistry with everyone.

This fucker Paul Ryan who claims he loves Ronald Reagan and Conservatism and Bill Buckley and now he’s going to stand by while the country gets overtaken by the former head of the KGB.

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

That is exactly what is happening. The good news? We can all buy guns and then watch Red Dawn for tips on how to get America back. Let’s go, kidz!

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.

Oh man, this is like when you’re leaving town and asking the neighbor teenager to watch your house, then realize what you’ve done and lock up every loose/important item in your house to try to save it JUST IN CASE

Interspecies stuff, maybe?

Is it sad that when I see tweets from him, I still check to see if they are from a parody account. Its like I want my elected officials to have standards or something.

Cory Booker and my guy Bob Casey Jr., et al vote against this bill and then you have Rand Paul and Ted Cruz voting for it?

My brother and his family finally have health care thanks to the ACA. Both him and his wife work their asses off at shit jobs for low pay and crappy benefits, so the ACA was a fucking godsend to them and their kids.

It’s getting so hard not to call them fucking morons to their faces.

That was the GOP’s real complaint about “death panels”.

My idiot brother in law and sister in law never held jobs that provided insurance. Their kids were on the state version of Medicare. THEY STILL VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP. It’s getting so hard not to call them fucking morons to their faces. How can people be so so stupid to vote against their best interests? 

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.