I feel like January Jones is who everyone, especially Jon Hamm, desperately wants Jon Hamm to be. Funny without scripts, self-aware, and real.

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

All babies are fake, there’s no such thing as a real one.

The kettle/pot comment is not about blackness being bad. Its about the fact that the pot and kettle are both black. It would be like if i criticized you for posting internet comments while I’m posting one myself right now. It’s meaning has become confused because now a days pots and kettles are generally silver. 

Janet was 33 in 1999 so it’s entirely possible she had her eggs frozen fertilized or unfertilized. She also could have used IFV which makes that screening for problems easier and less invasive. IFV is also against the Catholic religion but plenty of people in my Catholic school were IFV babies. Not every person…

I’m just saying that in terms of “median age” of pregnancy, that is much higher. Very few people can get pregnant without “help” at that age because menopause so most people that age aren’t getting pregnant. So, yes, it is “that” old. Two standard deviations from the mean old in terms of having her first baby.

1) you’re conceived with downs. you don’t develop it. If the baby has downs then they likely knew at 20 weeks and chose to continue the pregnancy.

In other words, Kim Kardashian is that annoying “friend” from high school who changes their relationship status to “it’s complicated” for a day in hopes of getting a lot of attention, then they change it back the next day. And this happens every few weeks or months.

She does have a baby. Whether or not it gestated in her, or not, it is her baby.

Probably a donor egg, which is rather common in these much older Hollywood (and other) pregnancies. Or she may have frozen her eggs years ago.

Money doesn’t suddenly remove the change of cognitive difficulties and health issues that happen with children born to older women.

The rest of this deplorable language, I understand. I hate it, and her, but I understand what it means.

This is the greatest display of pedantry I have ever witnessed. Hats off, for real.

Ugggghhhhh is the only response I have to this. You must be a delight at dinner parties.

How is a lip-synced performance meaningfully less real than a non-lip-synced one?

Ah, I don’t think that’s why people go to concerts, at all. Maybe concerts for shitty fake artists; I wouldn’t know. I have always gone to concerts to see the artist perform live, as has everyone I’ve ever met. Watching Prince live was life-altering; he sounded much better than he did on any album. And lip-syncing…

You totally are one of those people who go to a concert and watch the show through your cell phone as you record, aren’t you?

Yeah, this made me roll my eyes. I expect someone like Britney Spears to lip-synch or at least sing to a backing track, because, while she has a serviceable singing voice, she’s more of a performer than a singer. She’s up there dancing like crazy, doing all these acrobatic things...and it’s very difficult to sing well…

Did you really just ask how someone not singing is less real than someone singing?

This is DirtBag. Do you really want a massacre alongside celebritygossip?