Yes, Margaret Cho is an awful person. That’s what you’re missing.

Being white means nothing in this situation. Here was one human being trying to earnestly relate to another human being of a different culture, and then said other person went on to be a two-faced ass about it for no reason.

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

Whatever it is, I blame Lyle Lovett.

I am confident that I would hate her if I ever met her, but watching her do her ME ME ME thing in a room full of egotistical people is so goddamn entertaining.

BARBRA STREISAND AND DON JOHNSON DATED? Where was I? Amazing!

My best guess is that he must have had a very good financial planner in the 80s who made smart investments on his behalf. Don’t forget he had the Happy Days cash cow too. But yeah at this point I’d say good investments are the main thing lining his pockets these days, although perhaps he’s getting into the frivolous…

He could sing “Mack the Knife”, no?

How is it that Scott Baio’s kids go to the same elementary school as the kids of legit famous people with money? I’m surprised he lives in the same zip code.

Thank God Scott’s okay. Who else could have performed the Charles in Charge theme song at the inauguration?

Ah, every time I look at Pence I see an X-Man villain. And I’m not the only one.

The only time there’s any wood around Pence is when he’s signing laws outlawing the rights of LGBT or banning abortion.

Does that make Pence the fries?

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Also, I guarantee you he has a hat collection. Fedoras, top hats, trillbys, pageboy caps, bowler hats, cowboy hats, probably, fuckin’, a sombrero or two, etc.

For the second consecutive year he received the title of least profitable Hollywood actor, so you know he’s not raking in that box office money (in case that’s standard procedure).

At minimum, he has the five penthouse condos in LA, a mansion in France that’s supposedly closer to a village with multiple houses, and an island. So that’s three right there. I’m going to guess he also has a yacht, a private plane, and a small fleet of cars. And that’s without even getting into the scarf collection,…

I don’t find it hard to believe that Depp’s short on liquid funds at all. He’s pretty much Nicholas Cage with a slightly more impressive filmography, right down to what I imagine is a willingness to recklessly spend on useless dumb shit.