I cannot understand him, the president elect, starting an election fraud rumor on Twitter.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

Redo! Redo!

In fact, let’s try it all again. I’m sure he’ll still win, given his performance in the last few weeks.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Advocates of a ban say that relationships between a lawyer and client is inherently unequal, making any sex potentially coercive.

And the Bushes and their closest friends HATE Trump. Trump embarrassed them with Jeb(!). If they take this on, I’ll be happy. The enemy of my enemy blah blah blah.

While I would love this, I’m thinking BO may be playing a long game of his own: get in Trump’s head and become his BFF, hoping to influence him, for the sake of the Republic.

People here in Miami and South Florida are dancing in the streets. I’m not saying that to be cute. They are waking up and dancing in the streets. This is NOT a non-story.

He was terrible on human rights, but not more terrible than Bautista and it probably took someone like Castro to over throw him. (Dear American Fuckwits— this is what choosing the lesser of two evils looks like.)

“Castro. RIP. He was a good man. Made his country great again. Sad!”

Wait, were you literally unaware of the fact that Jez reported this AS SOON as it happened? Do you think they purposefully waited until 1:40am to report this?

I think he assumed it was a nonstory based on what time the story popped up, instead of realizing that this is breaking news and was reported right as it happened.

In what dimension is Fidel Castro’s death a “non-story”?

While I have friends who did their med school in Cuba, acknowledge the role he played in supporting Mandela (to a large degree because he wanted to tweak the nose of the US any way he could) and agree that US policy in Latin America has often been a disaster, I have little sympathy for someone who executed 5000…

It literally just happened.

Omg Cotton fucking Hill. I’d been desperately trying to think of who Pence reminded me of, as I knew I’d seen that smug, puckered face before.

I see that dried-apple-head-doll-with-a-1960's-Race-Bannon-action-figure’s-plastic-hair face of his and I hear “Dammit son, ah converted fitty ho-mo-sekshoo-als! Now let’s go declare war on Mexico over Santy Annie’s leg!”

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.