How about this thought experiment: Trump v. West, 2020. Who do you vote for?

YES! you win kinja today.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Kanye, why do you have to make is so hard to appreciate your music by, you know, being such a horrible person?

Remember the thought experiment, about liberals running their own Donald Trump-esque candidate, and would we vote for him? That is Kanye West, and the answer is “hell no.”

I let out this ugly gasp of a laugh at Biden blessing himself. That was my exact reaction to hearing that Trump won.

My cousin was a staffer for a Senator a few years ago and was caught in a lockdown in the capitol (which she said happens fairly frequently and isn’t a big deal). Any way, she was in a hallway mere feet from Biden for about 30 mins and she said our man Joe is magnetic as fuck.

Given how the two were at each other’s throat during the election, I think it’s safe to say that there is no way on God’s green Earth to predict who Trump will hire.

I think Trump is almost as unhappy with having been elected president as we are. I think if he had the choice he’d turn this whole thing over to Romney in a heartbeat. Trump is a pure sociopath and pure sociopaths don’t hold grudges if it benefits them to forgive and forget. He’s desperate for someone who knows what…

I know right? Which of us would not give a million fucking dollars to have Romney as our President-elect right now?

Its his new reality show - he parades them all through the front door of Trump Tower and dangles the exalted positions in front of them like fresh meat - and they all come. Only he knows who the “finalists” are. But you know, they all leave their ethics at the door cause they cannot resist the lure of a cabinet post.

Over on Breitbart, the knuckleheads are using the word “google” to refer to black people and “echo” for Jewish people. I’m pretty sure that at this point, “round up Muslims” and “nuke France” is how they refer to scat play and water sports.

Yeah, Romney tore him apart during the election and Trump has never shown himself to be forgiving.

I love this:

Romney may be the first reasonable candidate that Trump has proposed. He’s a Republican, but at least he’s intelligent, sane, and responsible unlike the motley group of idiots and lunatics that have been mentioned as possible candidates for various positions.

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

I shared that on FB. Great meme!!

I really respect President Obama, but I think one of his challenges is assuming that everybody is as measured and reasonable as he is.

Okay Obama....but what does Uncle Joe have to say about the matter?

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”