You know what basic economics is? Not getting yourself in debt for a degree that will not allow you get into a career to pay off said debt (i.e. Journalism, which is dead by the way). Education should be treated as an investment in yourself, and return on investment should be considered before making the purchase.

2nd Gear: Nissan’s Long-Time Design Chief Is Out

Don’t forget the ultra-cool white girl dreadlocks, fashion a la mid-90s hacker chic.

I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...

That gif looks like something out of World War 370Z

First thing I thought as well.

But why wouldn’t you just get this? Same size, same pricing, much better to drive in every possible way, plus you have a nicer interior and better looks?

Toyota’s backup test in case the young hip customers never come.

No.

Old cars duking it out is better than F1 and NASCAR.

On board of that pass. brb, got to change my pants

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

The only race Nissan is winning is making cars 10x uglier than BMW and Mercedes. The latter are finally making OK looking cars after 10 years of eh.

Ah, I have seen this before. You use tiny wheels in Mariokart to accelerate and corner more better. Works every time.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

See I won’t play this as a handheld and it will remain docked 24/7 and will be using a pro controller. However if performance is that bad while docked, I have to wonder if I should just forget it.

But you could watch your own car kill you.