The abbreviation for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is NHTSA, not NHTS as it is repeatedly referred to in this post.

Yes, it should be updated. “Sharpie-a-Lago.”

Let’s see so far we’ve got:

[I]t’s hard to explain the phenomenon that was Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Gaaah!

No love for sliced bread?

You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison and we have to protect all of these people that came up with originally the light bulb and the wheel and all of these things.

George Washington invented the wheel, allowing the Continental army to decisively take over all the airports in the Revolutionary War.

“If the condoms are fun, relatable, sex positive — people are more apt to talk about them, which we’ve already seen.”

Why is Tom Hanks nominated in the supporting actor category? I didn’t see the Mr. Rogers movie, but I got the impression he was the star.

Did the isopods turn the gator’s skin in to a god damn belt??

Can I get one that’s raised up a little higher so I’m looking down on people who are walking? I’m going to need that so they know I’m better than them.

The idea is to develop something that uses “neuromodulation” to help the brain communicate better with ejaculatory nerves. ... [I]t is “the alteration—or modulation—of nerve activity by delivering electrical or pharmaceutical agents directly to a target area.”

On Deep Space 9 the Jem’Hadar soldiers were kept addicted to a drug called Ketracel White that was only administered by their superiors in order to keep them obedient. I hope this isn’t the US military’s version of that.

I’m guessing that’s what allows it to achieve such a high top speed.

Since you didn’t read the article: