George Washington invented the wheel, allowing the Continental army to decisively take over all the airports in the Revolutionary War.

Good point. Between Apollo 13, Cast Away, Captain Phillips, and Sully, Tom Hanks does not have a good record with transportation.

Best character name since Solo’s Therm Scissorpunch.

Yes, these are accurate descriptions of things that happened on a show.

Cats is Weird as Hell

Reminds me of

I haven’t been paying attention. WTF is this game??

I hope it’s not windmill cancer.

Gotta see the actors’ pretty faces. It’s the same reason that, every time ‘Game of Thrones’ showed the watchers on the wall my wife would yell “Why aren’t you fucking wearing hats?”

Yeah, baby.

Why are the muppets shilling for all the these products all of a sudden? Farmer’s Insurance, the Facebook Portal, Waze. I feel like I haven’t seen the muppets much in years, and now they’re in all these ads.

Some pedantry about the 1800 models:

SUVs like that are too high and thus, limits the ability to see things down low... like rocks and people.

For comparison, the Space Shuttle Discovery, which totaled the most time in space of all the orbiters, spent only 365 days all together.

Jared’s response:

Fall & Order: Special Pumpkins Unit

The wall’s climbability is completely beside the point. Mexicans are not puppies that are easily corralled by a doggie gate. They are human beings with opposable thumbs and access to saws, cutting torches, vehicles, etc. There will be holes cut in this thing all over the place. Also, the Mexican cartels have in their…