Aren’t all backflips unnecessary?

If you watch him you’ll see he’s obsessed with setting records. He’s said he won the biggest election victory in history, people call him to tell him that’s the best speech they’d ever seen, he has the tallest building in New York after 9/11, etc. It stands to reason that he wants his administration to be in control…

I think they are non-Americans who were told to sound American.

He speaks like Agent Smith from the Matrix.

I’m not sure what it is about Monopoly that engenders such poor sportsmanship

“how do we get back to that without another 9/11?”

Looks like a damn El Greco.

Here’s an idea: put the solar panels over the roadway. It takes up the same amount of space. Other pros include:

It is generating less than half of the electricity expected because the panels could not be angled directly at the sun

Time Cop

Even with this extremely large-type teleprompter, he still muddle ”Texas and Ohio” into “Toledo.” Our president is not a well man.

too dumb (stupid} to understand.

Jim Lovell and Frank Borman spent 14 days in an even smaller capsule for the Gemini 7 mission.

Acid-washed hard drives haven’t been in fashion since the ‘80s.

Now I can reenact my own Grandmaster tentacle party!

He’s primarily known as the guy from the “Life, uh, finds a way.” gif, but he’s been in some movies, too. 

The Tomcat will be in the final scene in the movie. Maverick dies while saving Goose’s son in a dogfight. Later, the young Bradshaw stands on the rail of the aircraft carrier holding Pete Mitchell’s dog tags. As the music swells, he throws them into the ocean. As he does, he looks up to see a lone F-14 climbing…

Tom Cruise walks out to an old barn and opens the doors. He pulls a black sheet off a vehicle. It’s his old F-14 from the first movie.