Do you have a uterus, Enginerrrrr? Because if you’re not having the baby, Nikki does not recognize your statement of plain facts.

“I rode my scooter to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.”

I’m surprised/disappointed they haven’t brought the iMac Pro’s dual-fan heat management system to the rest of the iMac line.

Milhouse’s avatar appears to be his dog with a trident.

Everybody loves South Park until they make fun of a group you belong to (see Isaac Hayes).

Trump may be good at golf (although, like his tax returns and SAT score, the world may never know the truth), but this confirms that he is not a good golfer:

Blake also mentioned that the guy did wake briefly, look around a bit, then returned back to sleep. So, we know he’s not dead. Just a dangerous idiot.

All this time, did he think his friend Robert Kraft owned a cheese company?

Trump: “My building says Trump, his says Apple.”

Huh. That’s very surprising. Sorry for the attitude.

This graphic is so messed up. Not only does it simultaneously claim that the pressurized section is 9.3 and 19.3 cubic meters, it also claims that the bottom portion is FOUR TIMES the volume of the top portion. Wikipedia says the unpressurized volume is 12.1 cubic meters, not 37.

Wikipedia says the Dragon 2 has 9.3 cubic meters pressurized and 12.1 cubic meters (not the 37 in the graphic) unpressurized space.

Crew vessels attached to the ISS serve a backup role as lifeboats. In the case of an emergency where the crew had to abandon the station, the capsules have to be capable of undocking and flying away quickly, and without aid from the arm.

“We could run through bulk data, run through the basic technology algorithm on that data and essentially determine eligibility for thousands of convictions in literally just a few minutes, as opposed to months, possibly even years,”

“Greetings Kelpians. We have violated our number-one rule in order to bestow upon your species the gift of toxic masculinity. Good luck.”

I love that the 2014 RoboCop completely failed to supplant the original 1987 RoboCop.

Damn, she must have taken a shitload of Ambien. 

(With Apologies to Norman Greenbaum)