It’s possible he’s confusing the Olympics with the Lumberjack Games, and since the wall will be made of slats...

What sport would Dhalsim (the stretchy arms guy from Street Fighter) excel most at?

I’m pretty sure that $5B number comes from this Dec 12th Department of Homeland Security press release, which says that “$5B in FY 2019" will be used “to construct 215 miles of Border Patrol’s highest priority border wall miles.” That’s $23.25 million per mile. The full border with Mexico is about 2,000 miles. That…

Don’t tell me John Elway isn’t the biological father of at least two of those girls.

I love the houses around these places where they have separate doors for the regular cars and the golf carts.

His body is the purest marshmallow. 

Is bush league psych out stuff. Laughable, man. 

It’s no $15,000 ostrich jacket, I’ll say that.

Mgmt.: “Trips to strip clubs may no longer be expense .”

This immediately made me think of Mad Men. Is Under Armor still living the 60’s misogynist, alcoholic corporate life of Mad Men in order to sell athletic wear?

Let’s start a GoFundMe to collect a pot of money to reward the first male gymnast who competes in cat makeup.

On the other hand, some people just pray someone comes into their home illegally so they can justify their gun collection.

The thing that Elway says will destroy tens of thousands of jobs in Colorado and create a “shockwave” through the state’s economy

Mazda? I expected him to be more of a Taurus animal.

Also, the traffic lights are hovering in midair.