I love the houses around these places where they have separate doors for the regular cars and the golf carts.

His body is the purest marshmallow. 

Is bush league psych out stuff. Laughable, man. 

It’s no $15,000 ostrich jacket, I’ll say that.

Mgmt.: “Trips to strip clubs may no longer be expense .”

This immediately made me think of Mad Men. Is Under Armor still living the 60’s misogynist, alcoholic corporate life of Mad Men in order to sell athletic wear?

Let’s start a GoFundMe to collect a pot of money to reward the first male gymnast who competes in cat makeup.

On the other hand, some people just pray someone comes into their home illegally so they can justify their gun collection.

The thing that Elway says will destroy tens of thousands of jobs in Colorado and create a “shockwave” through the state’s economy

Mazda? I expected him to be more of a Taurus animal.

Also, the traffic lights are hovering in midair.

What’s the deal with the James Bond movies on Netflix? They come and go so frequently. 

Bono: “Let’s see, now that I’m the face of a major sports organization, what statement should I make. How about ‘Fuck you, Nike?’”

Jesus Christ. Address these and other medical questions to your doctor or pharmacist - not an internet comments section.

This is how I know socialism will never catch on in the United States.