Mazda? I expected him to be more of a Taurus animal.

Also, the traffic lights are hovering in midair.

What’s the deal with the James Bond movies on Netflix? They come and go so frequently. 

Bono: “Let’s see, now that I’m the face of a major sports organization, what statement should I make. How about ‘Fuck you, Nike?’”

People Still Weird About the Flu Shot

I quit watching after season 5 and was worried I was missing out. Sounds like I was just ahead of the curve.

Jesus Christ. Address these and other medical questions to your doctor or pharmacist - not an internet comments section.

This is how I know socialism will never catch on in the United States.

So the moral is #BelieveWomen. Unless they’re crazy liars, then don’t believe them. 

A convention for Magic Leap fans? I’m in. How much is it?

According to Omarosa’s book, if advisors want Trump to understand anything, they have to make these giant, colorful charts that spell it out in the simplest detail.

What makes this a scandal and not just a bug?

Too bad it wasn’t beer.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Sabrina?

Set that driver to reverse.

Lynch was also asked to direct Jedi, as he explains in this somewhat famous interview.

There’s another song about worshiping Charles Nelson Reilly?? I was only aware of Weird Al’s.

Carbon freezing for power naps.