I’m assuming that when Trump saw that the shooter’s name was Nikolas Cruz he figured he was a filthy foreigner that didn’t deserve any freedoms to begin with.

Potato man?

Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter. This is not acceptable.

Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter. This is not acceptable.

Dude, Swissman is not the preferred nomenclature. Alpine-American, please.

Lemon in water is mainly used to counteract the taste that salt and other minerals leave in drinking water. You get that if your city’s water has a lot of upstream agricultural use (like LA and Phoenix).

I think he looks like his own ventriloquist dummy.

Just like the episode of M*A*S*H where the 4077th got 500,000 tongue depressors delivered instead of 5,000. This should result in some great hijinks.

For fear of that, I still will stay with thee,

Too bad nobody in the Trump family has the attention span to read four whole pages (in a row!) or they’d realize nothing they’re saying about it is true.

My little pony!

I’ll give you a hint: flame on.

Wouldn’t you rather have the jobs and the property taxes?

Your headline is a sentence fragmented.

“I suppose they will all want dignity.”