1) Exit dwelling.

Finkel is Einhorn?

They somehow went 4-0 in the preseason. I’d love to find out that was the other teams trolling them. “We’ll make them think they’re really good this season, then we won’t let them win a game.”

37. The raven Uncle Billy has in one scene for no reason.

Yeah. Look at the toll anthem protests have taken in Cleveland.

Wait, you’re telling me that’s not a scene from Starship Troopers?

I see once again we weren’t able to mention Swedish cars without using the word “quirky.”

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.

Maybe it’s part of his plan to take over the world.

Do those doors not close?

Yes! I was picturing an alternate version of The Martian where, instead of that sand crawler thing, Matt Damon goes tooling around Mars in Elon’s roadster.

Better put up one of these

Dear Diary,