Awesome! It’s from that brief period when Jean-Ralphio was Commander.

5 USA

They were just a bluff anyway. The point of fallout shelters wasn’t to survive a nuclear war. They were to make the enemy think we believed we would survive a nuclear war, and that believing so we wouldn’t hesitate to get into a nuclear exchange.

There are 5 US warheads targeted at NYC?

37. The raven Uncle Billy has in one scene for no reason.

Yeah. Look at the toll anthem protests have taken in Cleveland.

Aah! Send it to the spice mines of Kessel. Smash it into who-knows-what.

Wait, you’re telling me that’s not a scene from Starship Troopers?

What does this thing do that a pair of phone books, wooden blocks, cardboard boxes, or other practically free items you could put your feet on wouldn’t do?

I see once again we weren’t able to mention Swedish cars without using the word “quirky.”

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.

Maybe it’s part of his plan to take over the world.

Isn’t there an EU story that establishes that Admiral Ozzel was a rebel spy? He deliberately came out of light speed too close to the Hoth System to give the rebels time to escape (not because he was “as clumsy as he is stupid”), and paid the ultimate price for it.

The guy from Pomplamoose is the CEO of Patreon?? I had no idea.