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There have been numerous terrorist attacks at US military bases, where people can be assumed to be heavily armed and well trained. Draw your own conclusions.

All these billionaires with their rockets, submarines, tunnel borers, and blimps: how long until one of them goes full Bond villain and demands a ransom to prevent them unleashing their weather control device?

The president allegedly told the leaders:

Ass-expensive car. Another variation.

It’s especially depressing if you read this as a list of people who have access to special bunker to use in case of nuclear attack and the like. They’re the ones whose lives we’ve deemed so important that they need to live on to run the new world after the rest of us have been incinerated.

“Get me Bono!”

Is that $350 million split between the US Government and Lockheed et al., or does it go entirely to the defense contractors? If the latter, how does the rest of the US benefit monetarily? From taxes on the deal and the general infusion to the economy?

Wow. I see Rudy has to go through that same shitty security hallway that I do when I fly through Newark.

I assumed from the title and photos that this game was a simulation of Noah’s Ark (where poop management would be a major gameplay component).

Meanwhile, somewhere over North Korea...

Someone call the Power Rangers

We’re always wondering what kind of weird life forms we might find on other planets, meanwhile, right down at the beach...

The one I’ll never forget

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For history and information on the original prop:

I think United’s biggest mistake was to continue using their corporate jargon in all their statements. Saying they were “United pass” or “non-rev” travelers clearly did not convey to the general public that this was an employee code thing. Especially since every passenger gets a boarding pass, one would easily assume

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

If only he had, like, a long metal stick he could have poked it with. But where are you going to find one of those on a golf course?

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Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase.