I assumed from the title and photos that this game was a simulation of Noah’s Ark (where poop management would be a major gameplay component).

Meanwhile, somewhere over North Korea...

Someone call the Power Rangers

We’re always wondering what kind of weird life forms we might find on other planets, meanwhile, right down at the beach...

The one I’ll never forget

For history and information on the original prop:

I think United’s biggest mistake was to continue using their corporate jargon in all their statements. Saying they were “United pass” or “non-rev” travelers clearly did not convey to the general public that this was an employee code thing. Especially since every passenger gets a boarding pass, one would easily assume…

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

If only he had, like, a long metal stick he could have poked it with. But where are you going to find one of those on a golf course?

Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase.

One Day in September is a superb documentary.

What, there wasn’t a showing of Schindler’s List they could go to?

That was like footage of a pole vault played in reverse.

“[I]f you really think about it from a landscape of the way we travel, the way we move...”

“I thought I was supposed to fight E. Honda, not a Honda.”

Don’t let that bear near a school!

Some great bear origami going on there.

Wait. They’re saying the press didn’t report San Bernadino and the Pluse Nightclub?

I wish there were more opportunities for national service outside the military. Both Obama and McCain called for this during the 2008 election, but I don’t think it was acted upon. I’d love to serve my country by rebuilding after natural disasters, helping stop diseases like ebola and zika, or caring for refugees.