You are correct that there have been five at-sea landing attempts, but you left out the failed attempt on March 4th of this year. That one “landed hard” on the Atlantic drone ship, but the first stage was returning from such a high altitude and velocity that success was not expected anyway.

Awesome. They’re all dressed like Jerry Seinfeld.

Arcimoto SRK. $10,000, electric, goes 85 MPH. Nathan Fillion approved.

“Heeey. This don’t look like Los Angeles to me. I knew we should’a taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

“If you’re trapped in a room... it’s the only conceivable biological function you could kill yourself with.”

Sweet sassy molassy!

Hmmm. Remember when them met Don Knotts?

My wife corrects me every time I say Citroën.

“[Shouting in German] Von Miller [shouting in German] blind side.” is the most frightening sentence imaginable.

Right there with you, brother.

He didn’t know he was sick, so he thought Bobby Mercer was going to hit a home run for him because...?

Your previous reporting disagrees with the facts of this post.

That’s not four pictures of the same guy?

Groovy.

Those uniforms. So beautiful...

Where in the world did you get the idea that it was homemade?

“What do you drive?”