That is fucking brilliant

Sad, isn't it?

"In Hazzard County there never was racism". Hard to say that when I don't recall much of a black population there…

I want to give this flick the benefit of the doubt, but this does not breed confidence.

Another A.V. Club article you wish was in The Onion instead.

His death still hurts me to this day.

Agreed with everything but ReBoot

Thank God the grammar police are here.

They should only be so lucky, HYPE probably made it's budget back…

Anybody else love the fact that this film series is already ~$22 million in the hole on their budget? I can't wait to see how much they waste on the third one. God I hope Ron Paul invests his money into the production.

Well it was calculated by an algorithm, not by the author's opinions. Which would seem to be empirical proof you are wrong.

Always said Empire Records deserved a better score.