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I hadnt thought of this, but they are getting rid of a majority of the better strikes, although im happy to see these two go:

FF isn’t good. It never has been and never will be.

Only if the first bail also has you throwing your back out and having to limp across said warehouse in shame to retrieve the board. There could be a mini-game that takes place the next day where you need to creatively lie to your coworkers about how you hurt yourself to make it sound like you were doing something more

The original demo was locked behind a $10-$15 magazine purchase.

I wish instead of the rewind thing, it made you go chase down your skateboard as it rolls half way across the warehouse

1) Yeah it sucks, but it makes sense, helps them to gauge the hype for the game and if nothing else, sales-tactics are sales-tactics. I’m one of the suckers that pre-ordered (not to imply even a sliver of regret) and come Friday I’m going to be up all night doing lines... and playing the Warehouse Demo!

might as well burn all art and media before the 1980s then

I’m sorry, but we “canceled” fucking Nazis back in 1945. My grandfather didn’t die killing those fucks so people like this asshole and you can have a “difference of opinion”. He should be punched in the face at every opportunity. As for your “both sides” comment. Your Gamergate is showing. Fuck off.

I mean, it takes a special kind of mean to sit there when you’re about to win the game to just fuck with other players

Somewhere, in a dark room illuminated only by the soft glow of its television, a faint smile emerged from a monster’s horrible face as it watched this one fall silently into the abyss.

In short, it’s the worst mini game in Fall Guys.

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They have plenty of songs without drowning. There’s “The Hazards of Love, part 4,” no, wait, that won’t work...umm, “The Mariner’s Revenge Song,” no, wait...umm, “The Rake Song.” Oh, that does too. Umm, “Rusalka, Rusalka?” No that has drowning too. I know, “My True Love Lost at Sea!” No, that doesn’t work either.

Children drowning.

They should do FFVI Remastered instead.

I’d really want a XIII trilogy just to give those games another chance. I fell off pretty hard on 1 and 2 but Lightning Returns was a really fun time despite some of the plot not landing for me.
I’d be really surprised if FFXVI isn’t in pre-production. FF being in a much better position than at the start of this gen

I’d be less worried about Nekkid Nicole and more worried about the militia types deciding that they can get together, rent a Dodge Caravan on the $29.95-a-day Desperation Special from Hertz and act as a “force multiplier” to Trump’s unidentified government goon squads.

Yea, one thing I’ve always appreciated about Kotaku, and the main reason I keep coming back despite a lot of changes over the years being for the worse, is that they seem to always write honest, balanced reviews, that aren’t afraid to call out the negatives in even the most universally acclaimed games. It’s helpful to

And here I am having put at least a few hundred hours into Destiny 2 without ever having done a raid or dungeon ‘cos I haz no frands*. Same reason I had to solo Crota’s End in D1.