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might as well burn all art and media before the 1980s then

I’m sorry, but we “canceled” fucking Nazis back in 1945. My grandfather didn’t die killing those fucks so people like this asshole and you can have a “difference of opinion”. He should be punched in the face at every opportunity. As for your “both sides” comment. Your Gamergate is showing. Fuck off.

I mean, it takes a special kind of mean to sit there when you’re about to win the game to just fuck with other players

Somewhere, in a dark room illuminated only by the soft glow of its television, a faint smile emerged from a monster’s horrible face as it watched this one fall silently into the abyss.

In short, it’s the worst mini game in Fall Guys.

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They have plenty of songs without drowning. There’s “The Hazards of Love, part 4,” no, wait, that won’t work...umm, “The Mariner’s Revenge Song,” no, wait...umm, “The Rake Song.” Oh, that does too. Umm, “Rusalka, Rusalka?” No that has drowning too. I know, “My True Love Lost at Sea!” No, that doesn’t work either.

Children drowning.

They should do FFVI Remastered instead.

I’d really want a XIII trilogy just to give those games another chance. I fell off pretty hard on 1 and 2 but Lightning Returns was a really fun time despite some of the plot not landing for me.
I’d be really surprised if FFXVI isn’t in pre-production. FF being in a much better position than at the start of this gen

I’d be less worried about Nekkid Nicole and more worried about the militia types deciding that they can get together, rent a Dodge Caravan on the $29.95-a-day Desperation Special from Hertz and act as a “force multiplier” to Trump’s unidentified government goon squads.

Yea, one thing I’ve always appreciated about Kotaku, and the main reason I keep coming back despite a lot of changes over the years being for the worse, is that they seem to always write honest, balanced reviews, that aren’t afraid to call out the negatives in even the most universally acclaimed games. It’s helpful to

This review said a lot of positive things about the game...

And here I am having put at least a few hundred hours into Destiny 2 without ever having done a raid or dungeon ‘cos I haz no frands*. Same reason I had to solo Crota’s End in D1. 

I just replayed the Scourge of the Past raid, which also has a sparrow section, and it made me realize how much I miss SRL. Mainly because any time the game asks players to do anything that requires skill on their sparrows, chaos ensues and it’s hilarious. I will never not enjoy when Bungie tosses a random sparrow

Cant wait to see how they add microtransactions & dlc to a TV show 🤔

I believe there may come a point the entire service has to come down.

Imagine how sad one’s life must be to review-bomb some game on Metacritic, esp. over some perceived “SJW”-ness or something.

Nostalgic anecdote time: