In short, it’s the worst mini game in Fall Guys.

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They have plenty of songs without drowning. There’s “The Hazards of Love, part 4,” no, wait, that won’t work...umm, “The Mariner’s Revenge Song,” no, wait...umm, “The Rake Song.” Oh, that does too. Umm, “Rusalka, Rusalka?” No that has drowning too. I know, “My True Love Lost at Sea!” No, that doesn’t work either.…

Children drowning.

They’re Skeksis from The Dark Crystal :)

Any pandemic movie that doesn’t have people licking the zombies or whatever is going to seem unrealistic

They should do FFVI Remastered instead.

I’d really want a XIII trilogy just to give those games another chance. I fell off pretty hard on 1 and 2 but Lightning Returns was a really fun time despite some of the plot not landing for me.
I’d be really surprised if FFXVI isn’t in pre-production. FF being in a much better position than at the start of this gen…

I’d be less worried about Nekkid Nicole and more worried about the militia types deciding that they can get together, rent a Dodge Caravan on the $29.95-a-day Desperation Special from Hertz and act as a “force multiplier” to Trump’s unidentified government goon squads.

Yea, one thing I’ve always appreciated about Kotaku, and the main reason I keep coming back despite a lot of changes over the years being for the worse, is that they seem to always write honest, balanced reviews, that aren’t afraid to call out the negatives in even the most universally acclaimed games. It’s helpful to…

This review said a lot of positive things about the game...

And here I am having put at least a few hundred hours into Destiny 2 without ever having done a raid or dungeon ‘cos I haz no frands*. Same reason I had to solo Crota’s End in D1. 

I just replayed the Scourge of the Past raid, which also has a sparrow section, and it made me realize how much I miss SRL. Mainly because any time the game asks players to do anything that requires skill on their sparrows, chaos ensues and it’s hilarious. I will never not enjoy when Bungie tosses a random sparrow…

Cant wait to see how they add microtransactions & dlc to a TV show 🤔

I believe there may come a point the entire service has to come down.

Imagine how sad one’s life must be to review-bomb some game on Metacritic, esp. over some perceived “SJW”-ness or something.

Nostalgic anecdote time:

Three laws should do it right? That should take care of all contingencies with no misinterpretations.

On the off-chance that they keep the vampire cameos coming, I’m going to start praying that they both want to, and can successfully accomplish, landing Gary Oldman for an extended guest star role. (Starts “Dracula laughing...”)

Best Vampire Slayer in years.