“Bombs Drop Event”

Yeah weird, it is almost like the Remake isn't a 1:1 copy of the original game and everyone has already known that for months now or something. 

Bethesda: adds a communist robot to a game

Also Bethesda: requires you to pay money for it

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

All that sounds just fine and dandy until you look at a calendar and realize it’s not 2016, Trump already won, and your master plan of “Show the DNC who’s boss” failed because the youth vote didn’t bother to show the fuck up for Bernie. He got slaughtered.

To your last paragraph - anyone thinking about sitting out or voting third party because their preferred candidate didn’t get the nod doesn’t worry about any of those issues or causes, because they have more than enough privilege to get through the next 4 years.

I’ve seen murderers get lesser sentences than this. Seems a bit extreme. 

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

I’m...a decent PvP player. But I really don’t have any illusions about being able to go flawless. I’m sure there are many players like me, which means that there are a whole lot of players that have been contributing to the event who will never see the fruits of their labor. I get that they need to have something to…

It takes him six hours just to donate all of that to the Foundation

Well, hey! I guess I’m wrong about that! I’m always very sympathetic to people who have a favorite that is a little lost to time; there are plenty of games that kinda fell by the wayside that I don’t shut up about even 10 years later simply because I love them so much.

Well, you can make a Borderlands narrative that is hilarious, touching, and engaging, full of likable characters the viewer would like to see more of. It just takes about 10 hours instead of a movie-allotted two.

Eli Roth is such a shitty human and director I’m surprised Randy didn’t hire him to direct some squirting videos for his personal enjoyment.

That’s... that’s a yikes from me.

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

Much like Cube 2: Hypercube, this puzzle was not worth your time unless you're an obsessive fan

If you and your buddy were playing Goldeneye for $1M, I think the situation might be a bit different.

This seems against the spirit of Battle Royale games, especially considering if you go back and watch BR one of the first things people started doing was communicating and forming teams with each other.