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Well, hey! I guess I’m wrong about that! I’m always very sympathetic to people who have a favorite that is a little lost to time; there are plenty of games that kinda fell by the wayside that I don’t shut up about even 10 years later simply because I love them so much.

Well, you can make a Borderlands narrative that is hilarious, touching, and engaging, full of likable characters the viewer would like to see more of. It just takes about 10 hours instead of a movie-allotted two.

Eli Roth is such a shitty human and director I’m surprised Randy didn’t hire him to direct some squirting videos for his personal enjoyment.

That’s... that’s a yikes from me.

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

Much like Cube 2: Hypercube, this puzzle was not worth your time unless you're an obsessive fan

If you and your buddy were playing Goldeneye for $1M, I think the situation might be a bit different.

This seems against the spirit of Battle Royale games, especially considering if you go back and watch BR one of the first things people started doing was communicating and forming teams with each other.

The other thing is that if Bungie had a secret 3rd exotic as the reward for Corridors of Time, it would have been found by dataminers beforehand anyway.

I mean, dataminers found The Dawning’s Amenstia-S2 ship with the lore entry about Uldren Sov post-resurrection, 4 or 5 days before this past year’s Dawning event even

This uh...wasn’t a review. 

Final?

This is one of the reasons Destiny is bad. Puzzles like this are designed to get people talking rather than playing. The vast majority of the people who play Destiny have absolutely no hope of contributing anything to this. Just the handful of savants who have the time and energy to devote to something like this. They

oh god, don’t get kids on ASMR... next thing you know, they’ll start looking up ASMR on twitch.. and next thing you know, your bank account has charges for 300-1000$ to some Patreon account named “BubbleButtASMR”

Buffy isn’t a good example. That was a dramatic sting to get you to come back for the following episode, “The Body,” which really did do justice to the horrible loss Buffy suffered.

The Body is one of the greatest tv episodes of all time, period.

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I like how an unproduced script now constitutes a “version” of a movie. All this version is missing is cinematography, music, sound effects, actors, pretty much the whole “audiovisual” element.

The boy is a real herb.

I would like to challenge Jim Spanfeller to a fight. My DMs are open, Jim.