Living dystopia has left me unable to enjoy dystopia. Sorry. 

Why don’t they reboot cable so it contains all these streaming services.

Man I wish they’d give Chrono Cross the FFVIII Remaster treatment.

The way to gain access to the game is to have Randy do a magic trick for you.

I have to admit that getting yanked out of the MCU by evil corporate warlords just as he’s become an Avenger is pretty much the Peter Parkerest thing that could happen to Spidey.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Kotaku Game Diaries have been a thing for a thing for a while now—a staffer has posted personal diary thoughts every day at noon since around 2016 at least. At this point, I should hope folks understand that these are personal reflections on games we are currently playing. And I have, once again, been trying to play Dr…

“What kind of creature is that?”

I’m so happy i read this article about a chubby kaiju destroying shit before reading the article about another dude being accused of sexual harassment.

Kaelynath got a drill, a simple, nearly worthless tool. “F*** you, Bethesda,” they wrote.

I’m just trying to figure out how Trinity could be in a new film, considering...

They changed it because people were pissed about light levels and so they just changed the name going into one dlc so they could advertise they got rid of light levels.  Bungie always does this with Destiny.  They say whatever they have to say to sell that coming up dlc and then it comes out after theyve already sold…

A better and more accurate narrative is that he overpromised on the original game and was rightly excoriated by the press and the public for it, but after several years of close, honest communication with the gaming community and (free) quality content updates adding tons of additional features and polish to the game…

Looks like they are adding convolution into their game for the sake of making it more grindy. I’m sure they’ll simplify things in a year or so from now, and people will be happy.

Im still pissed at buying cosmetic items in PlayStation Home.

This sounds like a very longwinded version of the “both sides” false equivalency bullshit.

Assuming they even see it and aren’t already shooting when an opposing player enters their field of vision...

You must live in a bubble. I’ve been hearing about this and I’m not even interested in the game.

It is reasonable to bring it up and acknowledge that some people will choose to not buy a game with which that person is associated.

Welp. I don’t need to type anything, this literally covered everything for me. Thanks Grandpa.