Okay, but what about the actual problems plaguing D2 like the hollow endgame that gives little reason to keep playing past 305, the inability to select the PvP mode we want to play, the fact that the prestige mode raid somehow doesn’t offer any real new loot, and the other array of issues that are currently causing…

Cauliflower is among the most valuable vegetables, in fact.

If this is real, it’s footage from the most oddly-placed security camera in history. Who puts a security camera at eye level several inches out from a corridor wall?

And again, the massive PvE crowd will get fucked by the PvP complainers about HCR and an already popular in situations but questionable to use all the time gun in PvE will go back in the vault forever, just like in D1, when they nerfed HCR. It’s like history repeating itself.

I played when the game was released. I got to fall of year 3 and have a farm that I still return to from time to time. Tons of money, lots of crops, and gallons of pale ales.

‘New Kotaku article by Jason Schreier: “Oops, I Somehow Bricked My SNES Classic.”’ 

I think a lot of the crazy fans who expected some massive payoff finale missed how fun the last episode was.

Interesting! I will have to see your credentials demonstrating that you have the authority to determine what categories do and do not count before we make this determination. Once you’ve shown that you’re the Master of the Speedrunning, however, we’ll immediately strike all glitched and out-of-bounds categories from…

Is there seriously still no fucking matchmaking?

Vice City’s soundtrack is basically just every ‘80s compilation CD they sold in the ‘90s: there obviously wasn’t a lot of thought put into it, they just grabbed all of the biggest radio hits and people loved it because it was familiar.

THPS2 put a lot of love into constructing its soundtrack, and it utilized a lot of…

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

Nah, riding a Chocobo is more badass.

MY FUCKING HEART. THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK. THERE’S TWO WEE CLOUDS.

Points. “I thought the fetus could be the next Hitler! I feared for my life!”

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Judge: “Sgt. Barnes, what justification do you offer for why you shot and killed a deaf man with developmental disabilities who was carrying a metal walking stick?”

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!