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Assholes are also pretty fucking annoying.

“No one was hurt so nothing bad happened. We have to wait for someone to get hurt before making things safer.”

“Sure, he drove 200 mph on a residential street, but nothing happened, so I think we’re ok.”

I could be wrong and I don’t mean to minimize the technical skill presented here, but I believe he may have broken a law here (unless he had permission before conducting the flight). Railroads (and trains) are part of the DHS Critical Infrastructure designation (see: https://www.dhs.gov/transportation-systems-sector).

No Ron Pearlman. That’s the biggest sin of them all..

Stars, stars, and more stars for you!!!! I’m amazed at how many people are okay with this other dude. I love Hellboy, but I’m worried....

Points. “I thought the fetus could be the next Hitler! I feared for my life!”

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Judge: “Sgt. Barnes, what justification do you offer for why you shot and killed a deaf man with developmental disabilities who was carrying a metal walking stick?”

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!

Can’t wait to see Arsenal sponsored by “Left for Dead”.

Sorry, the formula worked back then because people weren’t concerned about PC.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Basically, yes.

Ok imagine a bunch of people who were members of a Quicken fan forum got together and said, “you know what would be fun? CPA’s.... in space.” Thus EVE was born.

It isn’t nihilistic at all. Out of context memes and quotes might make it seem that way. Characters say nihilistic stuff and the main character has a lot of self hatred but the overall message of the show, from what I get out of it anyway, is that it’s worth it to work on your own toxic behaviors and relationships

Honestly, if they released a really comprehensive editor a la RPG Maker with square Enix designed assets in the vein of the SNES years with modern sprites, I think people would jump on it. Not only would it attract people to their older games, but it would allow fans to take a narrative lead and be a sort of massive

I think Kristen bell is America’s sweetheart. My co-worker thinks she’s the worst.