Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

The three fingers were actually because he was making a sly reference to Borges’ great “Three Versions of Judas.”

And yet, a scumbag used condom of a troll seems to think objecting to this fucktard’s behavior is “pearl-clutching.” They get so fucking angry when we deny them access to our bodies whenever they want. I take comfort in the possibility of reincarnation. Each and every POS male will have to live as a woman. Preferably…

I guess it’s hilarious if you’ve never been grabbed by a guy or been the subject of harassment and vile words at work or on the street. Congratulations for that.

Maybe now we can find the path that leads too a good game?

Destiny 2, the sequel to a video game in which you travel through space, wishing for Destiny 2.

Man, I just want my Zapdos back.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Lol proper English, there is no such thing. If you mean British English then yes it can be different.

Wrong, the word doesn’t have to start with a vowel, the first syllable has to be pronounced as a vowel. HD starts with a vowel syllable, therefore ‘an’.

Peace among worlds.

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

FAKE NEWS!

Or strangle him with the link cable

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”