Peace among worlds.

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

FAKE NEWS!

Or strangle him with the link cable

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

Cue right-wing outrage in 3...2...1...

You sure as hell don’t sound like it, progress is about helping people not fucking everyone else over out of spite.

Huh? There are plenty of other states that are proportionally as liberal as yours, and plenty of backwards areas in your state.

You are either naive or a poor student of history.

A cooler rebellion would be if the state to redirected all of its federal tax dollars to flint and PP.

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

And for most of these people, it’s the first time they’ve ever cared to follow what goes on in Washington, so they have no idea which change is good and which is going to result in a total breakdown of our government. They just think that lying and obfuscation was a recent development and Trump represents some sort of…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...