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When I use command prompt to quickly resolve an issue, people literally look at me like I just shot a Kamehameha out my hands.

Gladio’s cup noodle quest made me buy a cup noodles. But then the cup noodles reminded me why I never buy cup noodles.

Sounds like some people need to get off your goddamn lawn.

I want to ride my chocobo all daaaay!

Of course the Wolfpack rounds don’t activate, it was NERFED.

For added realism, it’s going to stop working after new year’s.

Says privileged white man/woman who Trump’s policies will in no way affect.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I don’t watch PewDiePie, it’s not my kind of content. But to take joy in him removing his channel, even though millions of people enjoy his content, doesn’t make sense to me. No one’s forcing you to watch his content.

From what I’ve seen, Wait mode is limited. It has a timer so the amount you can use it per battle is only a few seconds.

Meanwhile, this is honestly my favorite of the series by far in...god, years. Which surprised me, as I was initially pretty dubious. Still nowhere near how great the old games were (6 and 9 will always be my favorites), but they made a admirable attempt at doing an open world game and I’ve been enjoying it a lot.

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

If you were a liberal snowflake, you might have received adequate funding for an education and realised that “was” is the wrong tense to use in that tweet.

I’m serious! The point of good discourse is to get people to see the world differently and to open their minds. That may sound corny, but that really is the point. Trevor Noah has a hell of a lot more patience than I do.

I hate her too. But I listened very intently to the show and Trevor is the only person I’ve seen make her squirm. While I wish to hell he would have pushed her much harder, but at least he showed she is all talk and no substance.

This is good. This is reasonable and lively debate- may be the only way to ever reach people like her. Yelling at her and screaming “YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOURE A RACIST FUCKWAD” will never make someone like Tami Tahren question how she views the world or change her opinions.

I call that presidential.