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I'm sure there will be a whole lot of good suggestions for this, but the correct answer is:

Just goes without saying...

Don't cut your wrists with all that Edginess.

Mostly because the best Teen Titans show—yep, Young Justice—has already been made. And then canceled.

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Hrm. If applied to the Avengers:

Dorian Gray's selfie frightens Facebook friends.

"New Horizons here. Pluto's demanding reclassification."

Chicken Soup for the AI 's Soul

To stop typing meant certain death...

Christmas came to the raptor paddock.

"When?" I asked.

It's coming from inside the computer!

"Santa's coming! Board up the chimney."

I don't understand the pearl clutching about social justice

If teenagers insist on having sex, let's make sure they feel guilty and ashamed and have issues (or unwanted children) which will ruin sex for them forever. That'll learn 'em!

Aww, that's my fan theory :)

Baby elephants are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.

And we can develop more problematic relationship [Jason] with the mother," they explain.