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When I was about 8 I had an Star Wars dream that was so awesome that 32 years later I still remember bits of it. When I saw the trailer with the MF swirling in ways impossible to display back then EXCEPT in dreams...something atavistic was fired up in my brain for just a nanosecond and I saw beyond the

Pleeeeassssseee don't be Benedict Cumberbatch. Or at least if it is, just have him as narrator.

I'm 27 and have a bit more than half my yearly salary in mine. This makes me feel like I'm actually on track. I started my 401k at 20 so I figured I was at least ahead of the game in some respects.

they need to chillout, because this kind of fun and nostalgia tour de force is rare, also the opportunity to scream: RELEASE THE RAPTORS!!!! (and completely justified also).

I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT THE EXPLANATION IS FOR PRATT'S DINO PACK. I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE THAT PUT TO FILM.

This is weird since, by all appearances, Florida and Satan would seem to be best friends.

The Adventures of Inspector Spacetime and his good constable

I'd love some PS4 quality PS2 RPGs, like Rogue Galaxy, Radiata Stories, or Steambot Chronicles. I'd also be happy to see them on the vita.

Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), or Rep. Steve Stockman (T-REX)?

I'm going to punch the next politician I see in the face. Hard.

While we don't need another one right now as Curtain Call just came out, some of us actually like Theatrhythm Final Fantasy quite a lot. It certainly beats garbage like "All the Bravest" which was all but a coin slot you put money into and characters fought on the screen.

No one mentioned a Chrono game, fine I'll mention a Chrono game.

Hey, maybe it's a Chrono game.


It's not a Chrono game.

I'm going to try and pick one I think not a lot of people know about: Countable!

Countable is a platform that shows the bills being considered in Congress and lets you contact your reps with your "vote" directly via an automated message. They do a pretty good job breaking down the pros and cons of each bill, and it's

Even more perplexing than finding alien life is finding a science-friendly Republican!


Albus Dumbledore: "If you loved Lily Evans, if you truly loved her, then your way forward is clear. You know how and why she died. Make sure it was not in vain. Help me protect Lily's son."Severus Snape: "Very well. But never — never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear... especially

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Music got weird.

You guys sing a lot about butts now.