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This is why I am fiercely advocating for a new literary movement and a return to Utopian idealism in fiction. We need novels for kids and young adults where the bigots and assholes of the world have already lost and the world is better for it!

It’s going to Netflix, there are no network execs to get past. 

Yes! Stories should always be character driven. I will follow a meandering plot for hours if the characters are strong and well defined.

I know it’s a real hot take but fuck microtransactions.

And then they switched it up in IX and everything was awful. 

Same.

I hate the idea of seasons in games. I really dislike the idea of games as a service in general. This is not the direction i wanted Destiny to go in. More emphasis on microtransactions was bad enough, but now they are locking exotics behind paywalls and that’s pretty much the line for me. Hell, I still remember

If it means 7 Days to Die finally gets the console update we were promised before Tell Tale went under then I’m happy. TT really screwed Fun Pimps on that. 

Marvel comics isn’t owned by Disney though, right? Just the MCU. 

So what are our options? Vote for Biden and hope they vote for our white dipshit instead? 

Drifter’s a punk. 

That’s silly. 

Nah, I’m pretty hardcore about being a casual player. 

I’m a hardcore/casual I play a lot but not in a hardcore way and this just seems like a lot. Like A LOT a lot.

Also, for the love of the Traveler Bungie, just call it Light Level. No one calls it Power level I will never understand why they changed that.  

To be fair, The Fallen ARE hungry and confused, and really just longing for a place to call their own and still reeling from being cast out by the Traveler.

I found the Trumper.
What do I win today?

I love the game, but I don’t spend any money on it. 

“Who among us?”

B-R-O-C-H-I-L-L-I-T-S-A-G-A-M-E

I-T-S-A-G-A-M-E-B-R-O-C-H-I-L-L

Does this include the Americanized Saturday morning cartoon version from the 90s that I rented every weekend from my local grocery store/video rental place?