Ah, an MBA, the Dollar General of higher education. 

Calling it now: Sara Connor is a robot. 

Pilot episode starts with Egon trying to drill a hole in his head, except Ray never actually stopped him. He falls into a coma and wakes up a year later, all the events of the first two movies were in his head. Now he knows ghosts are real and they set off to prove it...as teenagers. 

This animation makes my skin crawl. 

The OG loot cave was cool because it was so hard to get loot in that old, vanilla pre-patch D1. Particularly legendary/exotic loot. 

Square is going to go the subvert expectations route and NOT kill Aerith this time around. Maybe they’ll kill Tifa instead. Or they’ll kill Aerith but in a completely different manner.

Just wait. 

I’ll do you one better. Take cops off the streets. They should be dispatch only, just like fire or emt. 

Loving everything about this, but please for the love of Ramuh, Square, release the W H O L E G A M E none of this episodic nonsense. 

It really was the best self-contained arc in the film (i.e. one that is established in the film and sees itself through.)

Thor absolutely blames himself for the snap. To see him fall into that depression was heartbreaking, because it was so very human. But then after he gets to see his mother again and she talks him…

Careful with that edge, buddy.

I’d be down for a lady-led reboot of “Without a Paddle.”

This could have worked if they used the man (I forgot his name) that helps him out in the cave at the beginning of Iron Man.

And this is where the MCU loses me. I always figured I’d stop watching after endgame, but multiverse is not something I want to get into. I don’t read comics for the same reason, too many alternate storylines. So thanks, Marvel, it’s been fun, but I think it’s time I retire. I guess I’ll catch you in the reboot of…

Reading this has made my neck very stiff all of a sudden, damnit. 

Love me a good creature feature! Bring it on!

Yeap.

Update: HE DID THE THING, HE DID THE THING! 

Cap picking up Mjoliner. About lost it right there. 

Bye.

Such a hot take on a website about video games.

Go home son.