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LMAO this makes it that much better.

If not for Ethan, this would’ve slipped right past everyone.

But I can see the appeal.

You literally just picked the low hanging fruit.

Thanks Brian! ♡

That Shirtless Mario

KNACK 2 BAY-BEEEE

What’s the translation for the Ernest Hemingway game?

They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait.

Oh, Ecco did more than watch...

“There is no time to explain.”

I don’t know about a game, but I’d probably read a book or watch a movie based off I’m fine Melissa.

omg I read the first page or so of Exquisite Boy and this guy is insane, yet hilarious!

My friend had a Sega CD. He always tried to impress me with it but he could never get the damn thing to work.

lol at that GamePro dig. And someone else fondly remembers the foul-mouthed creative madness that was Game Players!

Hell is 12 Billy Joel songs playing at once for forever.

For whatever reason I can’t seem to remember the rather simple names of the enemies and just call them “mother-fuckers” for the more common ones and a random obscenity for the bosses. My teammates get confused to say the least.