My god seriously dude? Does everybody have to complain about spoilers over everything god damn its getting annoying. It’s not like I’m spoiling the end when Mecha Hitler Lands in his half F-35/Dragon Jet and starts throwing Force Lightning at you. Now THAT’S A SPOILER.

And this is how I finally get a New 3DS :)

Brian, can I have my star back please?

Have fun, you’re a great writer wherever you are.

• a sliding Hammer Mario graphic (Hammer Mario can’t slide in the actual game, probably because the team wanted to allow players to crouch on hills and hide from enemy fireballs);

Nobody can beat this guy. Nobody.

I think you’ll like it, knowing the titles you’ve been a fan of on TAY! Personally, I’ve play a lot of Splatoon and the two-screen motion control scheme is like second nature to me. But then again, I tend to like a lot of “wonky” polarizing games, like Sonic Adventure 2 and Star Fox Assault. This is the most fun I’ve…

Like, Nuts N’ Bolts upset? Because that was very entertaining to watch.

I wouldn’t say the level design is bad. The initial run you’re forced to go through paints a prettier picture of what you get offered in the end. When you get the chance to explore and visit the secret levels in the subsequent runs you realize that SFZ needed more than a six month delay to become the ultimate Star Fox…

I liked Command a lot. The RTS idea worked well on the DS. I would have liked this game more if they could have mapped a more traditional, non-motion control scheme, but I still was surprised at how dull so many of the levels were. I expect a lot more flair from Platinum, and Nintendo already put out a remake of 64 on…

Hey, the spin-offs can’t all be Metroid Pinball. But, yeah, this one’s good.

And you're absolutely correct.

Yeah. Landon and I try to meet up every time he’s here visiting. It’s always a mission to find some Mega Man paraphernalia somewhere in Akiba that we haven’t seen before.

What do you mean, Virginia?!

He’s a real super sand lesbian!

In the Cemetery. Kyoto, Japan. By GiantBoyDetective.