Seems like the gym isn’t set up properly for deadlifts if it’s making too much noise for people.  Their floor looks like painted concrete... of course it’s going to make noise.

Good ole days, my ass. Houston to Steamboat CO used to be a 21-hour drive; today I can do it in 16. Better highways routed around dinky towns and 75 mph limits meaning I can cruise at 83. 55 was unbearable, so we had these little gems:

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

I remember when I got in a wreck off a ravine. All I had in the car was bath salts and then I remembered hearing somewhere that you could eat them. After ingesting a few I blacked out, and when I came to, I was covered with blood and the police were chasing me. I got away, but I’ll never know why they were after me.

bet shes wishing she had just hit whatever small animal ran across her path now

I love how the lady takes it in stride and their non-verbal communication. Like her hand goes “what the fuck man,” but then you keep it moving or you’re the problem. Meanwhile his hand goes, “eh, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”

Dear white people;

Because the Japanese realise people are jackasses and can get away with charging ridiculous prices for their product.

Eh, too fancy for me. I drink whiskey to get fucked up, so gimme a $15 bottle of Jack any day.

“and individual families — need to be much better prepared with their own supplies...”

If he was white it’ll be fine... Black on the other hand... Better make sure to avoid cops like Splinter Cell/Metal Gear quality sneaking.

I can live without the other toppings, but I always prefer a char-grilled dog over steamed/boiled.

Just give me one with spicy mustard (I’m not a fan of mild yellow.) and grilled onions (Raw onions are fine on a chili dog.) and I’m happy. If I wanted a salad with my hot dog, I’d order a salad.

1. Mild yellow mustard
2. Chicago-style neon relish
3. Chopped onions
4. Two tomato wedges
5. Kosher dill pickle spear
6. Two sport peppers
7. Dash of celery salt

Damn I listened to Stay Schemin again the other day...still holds up. Probably a top 5 Rick Ross track, Top 5 Drake verse, and top 2 French Montana all-in-one.

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who’s gonna do it? You?

Why is Adam Schefter signing Scottie Pippen’s receipts?

Big Kirby fan, still not sure what need gap this is filling. It’ll be interesting to see how well this takes off.

Nicole Byer is the best. I’ll watch her in anything. In addition to the late, lamented Selfie, she stars in her own show “Loosely Exactly Nicole” which started on MTV and just finished its second season on Facebook (which has both seasons). It’s free and and fantastic. Her comic timing and delivery are impeccable.…