Well, those people were British. You can’t blame them for blocking out all the birthplace of our nation stuff - they’re probably still traumatized because we kicked their red-coated butts! Fuck yeah!

I look forward to seeing the lavishly appointed jail they’re constructing underneath the huge stage for misbehaving draft fans.

“Ok, so they can’t have tattoos and they have to talk about Jesus constantly. I can work with that, maybe. I assume if they rape somebody they’re also off the team?”

“What? No, of course not! Expel the girl for being a harlot and then cover it up. We’re a good Christian University here, we don’t punish athletes for…

Oral Roberts will make your day. Anal Roberts will make your hole weak.

Kentucky got royally screwed by the NCAA in that investigation compared to what’s not going to happen to North Carolina. I thought being a blue blood meant something.

So on the continuum of things an athletics program can allow its players to do, exactly how close do you place “having tattoos” and “raping dozens of women”?

Surely the best taunt in fighting games wears a pink gi and signs autographs during fights.

I’m hoping for a emissions cheating device-like nanny that cuts power when the steering wheel is turned beyond a few degrees.

Actually, they aren’t. Did you know the founder of Blackwater is Betsy Devos’s brother? And he of course has Trump administration AND Russian ties:

Well the good new is Trump has shown time and time again he knows when to pull back on the controversial rhetoric when he has no clue what he is talking about, and never doubles down and gets himself into no win situations. Even then, he’s never been one to to be afraid to admit he’s made a mistake and make amends.…

“Blurry”? Are you serious? Just look at the specs. If that doesn’t tell you “Next Gen”, then perhaps you need glasses.

The following conversation took place over the headset:

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

Christ look at the camel toe on that!

I can’t tell if he’s a likable goober that’s just havin’ a great time runnin’ his dad’s goshdarn football team or an aspiring corporate Machiavellian bilking the city of Las Vegas out of a billion dollars. It’s probably both? His haircut is bad, anyway.

This was such a non-issue that I absolutely forgot she lived there.

Audience member: “Pay them the right wages.”

-_-

Nothing beats Marreese Speights. Nothing.