You left out the giant Goanna. Imagine finding this lizard perched on your wall just waiting for you to step outside your house.

If anyone disagrees with me in a meeting today I’m standing up, horse whispering ‘technology ultimately cannot be stopped’, and walking out. i’ll try it in various accents if it doesn’t go well the first time.

Of course they don’t...There is no sickness in Googlandia...The servers constantly monitor and adjust all environmental factors. Genetic testing ensures that no “undesirable” factors enter the pool...Utopia I tell you!

So do the trucks, they apparently want to kill you too.

Have you not seen any of the Mad Max movies?

Are they building this place in Detroit, by any chance?

Googlandia needs to happen! They should just buy Greenland...

And it goes without saying that applicants for residency will have to submit to genetic testing.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Don’t worry. That problem is probably only another experiment away from being solved.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Finally, there is the question of having to fill every potential need with a 100 percent solution.

Robot? It’s a human in a suit.

“Hey Bill, do I have something in my teeth?”

But I wanted an earth shattering kaboom.

I’m partial to M as in Mancy

Reminds me of her too.

“IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN”