These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

Buy it anyway.  Worst thing that can happen is they come out with a new one to buy.  And we know they’ll never offer a third, no matter how popular the first two or how much demand there is...

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Just wait for the day Big Johnson comes back

Who is the message “Red Lives Matter” directed at?  People who are pro-fire?

As soon as word got out that The Browns were finished with Gordon, everyone here knew exactly what was about to happen, right?

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

Here’s some fan art I did shortly after the election.

According to 9 out of 10 Trump voters, Obama both ended AND created racism. Which is impressive.

That helps all the people who’ve been unjustly killed or abused by cops, but it’s great that someone is out there to defend them aside from the government, the judicial system, and police unions.

My body is ready.

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

JP:

Marchman of all people criticizing someone’s palate? 

I was in fifth grade when the first Kingdom Hearts was announced. I remember walking into class as a classmate was show off a gaming magazine with a rumor (possibly around April Fools time) about a game that would be “final fantasy but with disney characters!” and none of us believing it was real.

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).