Bill Burr nails this one.

The Patriots went 18-1, Sully. Don’t forget that 1.

I found his comments about why he abstained from voting in the 2016 presidential election disappointing. 

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

I think you are an outlier. I also don’t remember anyone referring to it as either the NES or Ness back in the day. It seems like in the late 80's and up until SNES was released most people just called it Nintendo. I honestly don’t remember many people referring to them as NES/Super NES/SNES until after the year 2000. 

I knew those goats were trouble when they walked in.

What? They only took the kids? Did the goats cross the border illegally from Oregon?

When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

We had this book when I was little but it was written in what I thought was French and I could not read it. No one in my family spoke or read French so I never knew what it was, it just sat on a shelf in my room. My sister took French in high school and so one day I asked her about the French elephant book. She did…

You’re commenting on the Internet.

Call the kitten Brandin.

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

You guys picked a knock off Wile E. Coyote over Marvin.

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Don’t mind her..