If you only do one thing in this review, listen to the song near the top.

What really gets me is her thumbs up at the end. What an asshole! Hahaha

Use that time wisely, Jason.

Damn, I only have 3 hours of Deus Ex: Human Revolution left. $4.99!

- Yes, this is very first world problemy. Know that I don't wake up every morning shaking my fists at the sky, screaming WHY CAN'T THE STEAM STORE BE BETTER. It's just a gradual annoyance that's bugged me enough days I felt like writing about it.

You people scare me.

And yet he's had many of the best matches of his career in the last five years!

I saw dude filming an episode of SUV when I was working at an old folks home a few years ago. Suffice it to say, he is such a cunt. Mother fucker is like in his 60's and still thinks he is a young buck. He needs to sit in a corner and think about what he has done. Is not like people are knocking down his door to get…

Bases Loaded > all this bushleague bullshit.

This GIF pairs well with Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

"In 2009, Markus "Notch" Persson released an early version of MINECRAFT, a computer game he developed in his spare time at home."

Pro Tip! If you sign up for the rockstar social club you get a free Elegy vehicle. Open your phone and go get it. Make sure you have a garage first. It's a good car! :D

It's clear Trebek's been hosting the show for far too long, that's why.

1. 8 Year old left with a 90 year old woman and loaded guns around the house in a trailer park. Poor parenting is a strong possibility.

The title of the CNet story is kind of misleading. Title should have been:

Can't stay mad at a guy with such magnificent hair.

Everyone knows cougars (you know the type I'm talking about) hunt YOU