I’m thirsty.

Eh, it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. Whoever it evolves into, it’ll just get drowned by Best Boi Sobble’s final evo anyway. 

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

That brat...

Last year, Gizmodo Media Group editorial had layoffs. But because we’re unionized, we were able to get a seat at the table to ensure that we were all kept informed, and we convinced our parent company Univision to instead offer buyouts, allowing those who wanted to leave the company to leave by choice (with 4 months…

The fault with shareholders is that not enough of them are the non-management employees of the company, since labor has the greatest stake in the success and continued operation of a company.

Stupid stance trend needs to die. 

welcome back

Yes, when you’re suffering comedy can help you cope. But when other people are suffering and you’re just doing comedy about their suffering, then you come across as a massive asshole. Now, that doesn’t mean you can’t joke about it - of course you can! You just come across as a massive asshole.

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

I don’t give a shit about it being “unfair” to Steam/Valve, but I’ve long had a problem with storefront exclusivity. EA’s Origin is a great example of how “vertical integration” keeps prices inflated.

Exclusivity within the same platform is some shady shit, but I don’t have much empathy for Steam. If there was a store to end Valve’s free ride on their Don’t-Give-A-Fuck-I’m-Making-Money philosophy and push them to improve their storefront, let it be Epic.

I’m all for marketplace competition, but third-party exclusives are lame, and anti-consumer. 

Ranged builds are kind of not good because of how absurdly easy it is to reach haste cap for melee(haste 2 and a march are available from trusts). The good news is that you can do whatever the fuck you want because you can always summon a tank, a couple healers and some supports and just run wild by yourself. I spent…

/Nervously refreshes GawkModo for a new post to read.

avoiding work by dicking around on the internet and winding up on a dumb-ass late-January blog about, of all things, self-improvement

Just bring us the next incarnation of what would have been the Ford Falcon ute!!  I’m not a Ford guy typically, but damned if I would rush to buy as soon as it came out!