I’m a Muslim. I’ve been to Mosque in my youth. So let me blow some minds and say: I have never met anyone who actively advocates for Sharia law who wasn’t looked upon by everyone else in the Mosque as a bit of a scary person.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

I love Bernie, but, yup. He’s too old for the job.

I’m hoping this logic also applies to Bernie Sanders. The fresh face of the left shouldn’t be someone who looks like George Burns. God, they both have burn in their name.

The nation would have happily voted for Biden last time, but he didn’t want the job. Now that he’s going to be seven hundred next year, I think he’s missed his chance.

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

So basically, he’s having trouble figuring out which shitty plays to call because his all-time great QB keeps calling better ones on the field? That’s not alpha-male, that’s just stupid.

Shouldn't Fox News be evergreen in this category, or have it named after it?

I get that you’re trying to be cute and all but Marshals can put out a fire after it starts. They can’t do shit to protect a drive from a head-strike after it happens.  There also was no meaningful fire, so the first priority was to make sure he was 100% physically ok and to right the car to get him out in the least…

Let’s not forget old school Wheeljack.

Even better on this one:

Um, actually, it’s “pedants.”

WiFi is inherently laggy, I don’t know what you were expecting. There’s a reason you shouldn’t use it for gaming, and steaming a game is much more demanding than simply playing something online. Many things can interfere with a signal, and 5GHz doesn’t have the distance that 2.4GHz does. The ONLY downside to wired is…

I just have mine connected via an ethernet plug in the wall, works pretty well. For me, it acts more like an HDMI extender from my computer that runs through the existing network cabling in my home.

The expansion also adds the World Congress, which brings with it a new diplomatic victory condition.

Based on all the info that has been released, this looks like a huge expansion. Natural disasters, climate change, 9 new leaders, World Congress, huge engineering projects like canals, dams, bridges etc., new tech, wonders, districts, units etc. I am very excited for this.

That and it’s five bucks for a brick of meh that fills you up.

Mike & Mike are the biggest tools to employ an ampersand since Black & Decker. 

Yeah, I’ll probably just wait for the mainline series to arrive on switch. Aside from that, this does seem like a fun way to get people into the games.

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.