I dunno, I think Tucker had more legitimate reasons to be complaining. Musk is closer to being Silicon Valley Trump.

NASCAR?

Former bartender that can confirm many basic bitches love Long Islands at their favorite campus bar

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

Why the fuck did Yakkety Sax start playing when I read this? It won’t even stop when I turn my phone off.

Disregard pickup trucks, buy THIS pickup car so can Jalop while you haul.

i love napping :)

Snape killed Dumbledore.

Wait..........you uninstalled it?

Not anymore. In recent years MB has given Electric Drive owners the choice of keeping Battery Assurance Plus or just owning the battery outright.

The new Fortwo is one of the most fun cars that I’ve ever driven (no bullshit). This looks like it’s even more fun.

I can!

I get the irony, but I’d be fine with never seeing this gif of him (making fun of disabilities) again.

Holy shit, I can hardly believe it. My first COTD!

You just be ready to hand Megan that chair if/when

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

[pulls up folding chair, grabs popcorn and soda]