Reagan sleep.

Wonder if the people who foolishly donated to his "privilege grant" will finally wake up and realise Milo spent it all up his nose. Er, "allegedly."

"Millions?" Definite citations required.

And then they invented 3D printers.

"Adelaide water: too thick to drink, too thin to plow." - The Doug Anthony All-Stars

April 20th. What is this, the nineties?

Different motorboat skills, tho.

I first heard the NOT! joke around 1991 when Entertainment Tonight covered the making of a commercial featuring a sarcastic granny who punctuated compliments with "NOT!" Ergo, it already felt hacky when Wayne's World came out the following year.

His book of lousy (and partially plagiarised) poetry touches upon it.

If the Corey Lewandowski thing is any indication, Breitbart will happily let those staffers walk.

Lots of panels of Nermal getting beaten up by Garfield and Grumpy Cat.

"Something something liberals defending Roman Polanski, something something Victor Salva still gets work." - All Breitbart articles for the next 24 hours.

It's virtually the same as living inside a cult, except the cult is online.

Wait, a Breitbart contributor is wailing about being the victim of a "selectively edited" video?

That was Hit Somebody. Initially announced as Smith's "final" film, later announced as a short-run TV series, later ultimately didn't happen in any form.

Anderson came close to not showing up on the first day of shooting Clerks 2, even with Smith driving him to set. I think he's just not comfortable with acting, full stop.

Another thing Smith has repeatedly said is coming back, but hasn't followed through on.

I read his Superman Lives script, and even with the caveat of it being only a second draft, it was really flat and uninteresting. Also, there were nods to Clerks and Mallrats (like a Governor Caitlin Bree, who has a son named Brodie) that made me wince.

39% approval, 56% disapproval. But that's from Pew Research, and not Breitbart, so it's obviously fake news.

Yeah, appealing to the humanity of a guy who shoots animals for fun probably isn't going to work out.